In America, Parents Cannot Teach Children That Pagan Stuff

May 28th, 2005 | researchmaterial

An Indianapolis father is appealing a Marion County judge’s unusual order that prohibits him and his ex-wife from exposing their child to “non-mainstream religious beliefs and rituals.”

The parents practice Wicca, a contemporary pagan religion that emphasizes a balance in nature and reverence for the earth.

Cale J. Bradford, chief judge of the Marion Superior Court, kept the unusual provision in the couple’s divorce decree last year over their fierce objections, court records show. The order does not define a mainstream religion…


Penis Closes Highway

May 28th, 2005 | researchmaterial

The “suspicious package” that caused Interstate 75 and Daniels Parkway to be shut for more than an hour Monday was not an explosive pipe bomb — but rather wrapped-up plastic foot-long penis.

“Someone took construction-grade plastic, molded it into a penis and wrapped it with duct tape,” said Lee County Sheriff’s Chief Deputy Charles Ferrante.

“They wrote ‘Happy Father’s Day’ on the duct tape…”


The Friday Stunt: Foto Friday Fucked My Eyeballs

May 28th, 2005 | brainjuice

That’s it. Almost 1am here, and I have another isweartogod one hundred and seventy photos left to post.

Including Melinda Uden’s arse.

(She was waiting for that, sorry.)

That’s, what, two hundred and fifty pictures posted? I’ll put the rest in incrementally over the next several days — you sent ‘em, so I’ll post ‘em, one way or the other. But now my eyeballs are shot.

Bloody hell, eh? Look at you all…


The Friday Stunt: Foto Friday

May 28th, 2005 | brainjuice

The internet, they tell me, is made out of people. Like Soylent Green.

From now until midnight comes ’round again, this is the Friday Stunt: take a picture of yourself now and send it to me at warrenellis@gmail.com. It shall appear here, with all the others.

There’s another 111 on gmail that I haven’t downloaded yet…