And regardless of when you’re reading this, it features some of Defamer’s crazier moments:
6:24: Cate Blanchett wins for Best Supporting Actress for her Kate Hepburn impression. Thanks her agent right after her husbandâ€”she knows where her bread is buttered, and will be getting a fresh basket of delicious Chinese babies from CAA in the morning.
Morgan Freeman wins for Million Dollar Baby. If you havenâ€™t seen the movie yet, hereâ€™s a spoiler: Freeman plays a one-eyed former boxer who is impregnated by Clint Eastwoodâ€™s grizzled trainer and gives birth to a bag of money, played by Hilary Swank.