ARGUABLY

January 15th, 2012 | stuff2012

Before the poor sod developed cancer, I had nursed a concern that new generations might only know Christopher Hitchens from the likes of his turns on The Daily Show, where he clearly arrived drunk off his arse and would shamble on to the set with a coffee mug brimming with vodka before proceeding to rant and inveigh in a manner befitting less a titan of letters than the hated shitfaced uncle who pins you to a corner at funeral parties with his long and awful narratives about Shakespeare, black people and piles.

There’s some of that in here too, to be honest.

There are people who argue forensically, in pursuit of some kind of broader point that might approach Truth, and then there are the people who rail at an audience at their own book launches, glass of red in hand, loudly concluding “…and you all suck.”  As caught on documentary film, and this book, Hitchens was mostly the latter.

  The book’s well named.  Hitchens would pick an argument with furniture.  He’d also use the item as the launching point for a discourse on… well, whatever was up his arse that day, with little regard for its relevance to furniture.  Much of this book, then, is a collection of “reviews” framed as lectures on the subject of the day.  The man’s passion for America, and his immersion in its history, is quite fascinating, even if there was no editor brave enough to iron out the collection of prominent writer’s tics he’d acquired over the years.  And while I’m hardly one to complain about a writer cowing his editors, the situation seems sometimes to reflect the book quite darkly: he seemed always up for a fight, but only so long as he was assured of winning.

Except for the last fight.

An enjoyable, frustrating, enjoyably frustrating book, a last artful flurry of blows from a great fighter.


And Then I Drank Crystal Head Vodka

January 3rd, 2012 | daybook, photography, stuff2012

I got this for Xmas.  It’s actually a surprisingly nice drop, with a very schnapps-y finish to it at room temperature.  Probably from whatever lethal impurities lurk in the Herkimer diamond they filter it through.  I intend to chill it down and extract a vodka martini from it later.

Things achieved so far this week include: 

Writing a blurb for the back cover of the forthcoming reprint of Howard Chaykin’s SHADOW comics series.  Writing one long and two short emails to BERG that probably made them want to kill me.  Receiving one short message from Patton Oswalt that suggests he wants me to kill myself.  Receiving a smoke signal from that nice Mr Whedon.  And deciding I’m not going to do the GUN MACHINE revision until next week.  I am bruised and convalescent.  Good morning.


REAMDE

January 2nd, 2012 | stuff2012

Someone described this as “Neal Stephenson writing as Stephen Bury.”  Which, while funny, seemed unnecessarily cruel.  This long run of a book has a plot gimme – a point where the author pleads, “please, just gimme this one complete bullshit suspension of disbelief if not sentience and I’ll make it worth your while, honest to god” – right in the middle of it that was to me SO blatant and desperate that I instead could not think of a fate cruel enough for him. By the end, it’s mostly forgiven, as the book is revealed as an antic take on the Clancy/Brown ‘airport thriller’ structure.  Long old joke to tell, but the punchline lands. Just.

(declaration of interest: The Baroque Cycle is one of my favourite books of the century so far, and I yearn for the year when I’ll have enough free time to read it all over again. After 3000 pages, I was genuinely sad when I realised I was reaching the end of the story.)

(I finally finished this book on the 31st, but screw it: I’m calling it my first finished book of 2012.  And am trying to keep a better count, this year.)

It’s not the man’s best book, and the prose in some sections feels tired. Stephenson’s place in my admiration makes me question my own reading, and wonder if he was going for the plain, character-free propulsion of a Clancy. But in others it leaps and soars, and makes me want to revisit the finely hewn prose of ANATHEM, which has gone unfinished in my house because I bought the hardback and it’s so stupidly fucking heavy that it’s actually kind of uncomfortable to handle for long periods.  I wanted a book and got a literary kettle bell.  In the final analysis, there’s enough jumping and swooping to make it an entertaining trip.