GUEST INFORMANT: Brandon Graham

January 5th, 2012 | guest informant

Brandon Graham is the comics writer/artist behind KING CITY and MULTIPLE WARHEADS, and one of the great talents to emerge in the last ten years.  Recently, I told you about the comics series PROPHET he’s launching at Image with Simon Roy.  That comes out on January 18th, and it can still be ordered in advance from your local comics shop — give them the Diamond order code NOV 110358, if you like, to make it easier for them.

I asked him to write to you about the process of making PROPHET, and this is what he said:

I feel like one of the big fights for anyone making a living off of art is the fight to be able to make the coolest work you can make.

I feel like comic books should be the front lines in this fight.

There’s no real money in comics and all the real attention is on other mediums.

We should be rubbing our hands together and grinning like a couple of kids whose parents have just left town.

Like “oh shit, what can we get away with now?”

But it’s still a big fight to get the work you’re really excited about onto shelves. And past that, convincing someone to pay you to do the work that you are most excited about is more than a trick, it’s a fucking scam of a magic trick.

So watch me pull a Prophet out of my hat.

I’m getting allowed to take this 90′s character and run with it, around the moon and try to slingshot back to make something as cool as the sci fi & fantasy that I grew up on.

One of the cool things about this project was being able to ask some like-minded comic dudes whose work I’m so excited about to collaborate with me on this.  Simon Roy (Jan’s Atomic Heart).  Farel Dalrymple (Omega the Unknown) and Giannis Milonogiannis (Old City Blues.)

Since I come from doing comics as a one man show, I liked the idea of working with guys who are used to writing and drawing their books. So ideally we can approach this as less of a writer doing his part and and artists doing their part but more as a collective of comic book brains all working on the same ideas — throwing back and forth sketches and page layouts.

So we start out making an issue by talking it over while I write down notes. Then I wrote a breakdown that lists how many pages each scene should take. like –

3 pg: climbs up to a civilization of slaves that worship 15 foot tall crystal druids (who may have built the tower or may just be the oldest species to claim it) and working to fix the tower. hauling huge chunks of machinery around.

This is like working on a “what if” comic, trying to come up with the most fun and crazy ideas we can think of. There’s a nice feeling of — can we get away with this idea?  And as soon as you’ve said that you pretty much have to try.

Sometimes I do some layouts too. And heavy dialogue has to be planned out more than a fight scene. Simon did most of the layouts for the first issue and I did the 2nd, but mostly the guy drawing the issue does the layouts.

Here’s an example of me and Simon hammering out layouts to get a page right. With Simon on the left and my reworking it on the right. This is Prophet working on a caravan shoveling the shit from one giant alien creature into another creature’s mouth, until eventually what they’ve eaten can be processed into a material that the caravan of creatures travels around selling.

And then how the page looks after it’s drawn with colors by Richard Ballermann. The creature has speakers that are wired to its brain so it yells at them to feed it faster.

And then after it’s all drawn I go back and look at my notes and write out a script for it.  Then I send that to Simon and he sends it back with ideas on how it could be better.  The goal is to keep each other on our toes and make sure that we’re all making something that we’re proud of.

Here’s a poster I did to go in the back of our first issue (#21 on the cover)

Aside from Prophet I’ve still been working on my one man show comics as well.

This week I’m working on putting together the King City collection. I’m having a great time trying to think up fun ways to design the thing.

I just did these French flaps for the front and back of the book that when opened each have a character on a toilet — like the reader is opening a bathroom door without knocking. (rude dude) And I drew the spine of the book with a simple comic of a cat attacking a man and ripping out his spine.

Something I like about this golden era of scanning and print technology we live in is being able to throw in photos like the door knob Image logo on the spine and the tiny photo of my head on the bio/toilet flap.

And totally unrelated here’s a video of my pal Liz Greenfield reading her poem Cake — funny shit.

Thank you,

Brandon


GUEST INFORMANT: Jim Rossignol

October 31st, 2011 | guest informant

Jim Rossignol is a games journalist, author and games producer.  He’s kindly provided me with notes from his next book.

We Are The Escapists

Could there be a connection between what motivates us see a movie or play Tetris on a train, and the what caused evolution of humans from wandering tribes to civilised city-dwellers? Could the impulse that drove our ancestors to create shelter from the raw materials of the world around them be the same impulse that causes you to want to read a novel or follow a TV series? I think there is a connection, and it is found in an under-identified human fundamental: escapism.

The word "escapism" is usually used to in the sense of "temporary mental diversion"; a flight of fancy – such as time with a romantic novel or an action movie. But it can, if we can be flexible about such things, be given a far wider application as one of the motive concepts of human existence. The human being is, as the geographer-philosopher Yi-Fu Tuan writes in his book on the subject, "an animal who is congenitally indisposed to accept reality as it is." We are all escapists, and, Tuan argues, we have been so since the beginning of human culture. Everything that we call history could be seen as the story of escapism. What has motivated us, throughout our epoch, is an inclination to escape the situation we find ourselves in. We have done so by creating tools. All animals change the world around them, of course, but only humans do so via technology, and thanks to imagination.

Culture is the product of imagination. Whatever we do or make, beyond the instinctual and the routine, is preceded by by the kernel of of an idea or image. Imagination is our unique way of escaping. Escaping to what and where? To something called "good" – a better life and better place.

[Yi-Fu Tuan, Escapism, p 113, 1998.]

What Tuan suggests is that we change the world around us because we are able to imagine things as they are not, as they could be, or even as they may never be. "Seeing what is not there lies at the foundation of all human culture," claims Tuan. He argues that our technology, even at its most basic, is about lifting us up out of animality. "An animal eats, has sexual drives, and sooner or later dies," writes Tuan. "I? Well, I dine, love, and aspire to be immortal. Culture is the totality of means by which I escape from my animal state of being."

Farming, then, is an escape from the harsh nomadic existence of the hunter-gatherer. Cooking is an escape from the ugly acts of evisceration of animals, and the unpleasant nature of many individual ingredients. Electricity – a basic fact of life for modern humans – is an escape from the cold, dark, silent nights in which our ancestors shivered. By this token, buildings are tools for escaping from the natural environment. Perhaps we once saw that branches and fronds from nearby vegetation could extend the cover provided by a cave, and this then evolved into increasingly sophisticated technologies of shelter and defence against the outside world. Later we chose to escape again, using art and story to allow us to step outside of the hovels and palaces we had built for ourselves, and into the strange fictive space beyond.

We’ve always been escaping, in one way or another. In Tuan’s picture our entire civilisation is a kind of escape. Migration across continents was an escape from our natural origins. Building homes and railways and cities were acts of escape, too – escape from the hardships environment, travel, or social existence. In the modern world our acts of escape might be quite different. Holidays in the countryside are often an escape from the city and back to "nature", while holidays in the city might be escape from the isolation and boredom of rural life. Escapism can be found in almost anything that removes us from the situation we find ourselves in: a visit to a gallery, a walk in a forest, a boozy night in a club. We have built endless structures to escape: environmentally, geographically, socially, and intellectually.

All this has come about because we have imagination at our disposal. Our imagination, one that is able to construct tools for dealing with predicaments we encounter in the world, seems unique in nature, although it arguably only a step beyond what is available to so many other creatures. The evolutionary biologist Richard Dawkins argues that the ability to imagine has evolved out of necessity for animals, who were required to model their surroundings, mentally, in order to survive them.

Natural selection built in the capacity to simulate the world as it is because this was necessary in order to perceive the world. You cannot see that two-dimensional patterns of lines on two retinas amount to a single solid cube unless you simulate, in your brain, a model of the cube. Having built in the capacity to simulate models of things as they are, natural selection found that it was but a short step to simulate things as they are not quite yet—to simulate the future. This turned out to have valuable consequences, for it enabled animals to benefit from "experience," not trial-and-error experience in their own past or in the life and death experience of their ancestors, but vicarious experience in the safe interior of the skull. And once natural selection had built brains capable of simulating slight departures from reality into the imagined future, a further capacity automatically flowered. Now it was but another short step to the wilder reaches of imagination revealed in dreams and in art, an escape from mundane reality that has no obvious limits.

[ Richard Dawkins, "The Evolved Imagination: Animals as models of their world," In Natural History magazine, 104 (September 1995): 8-11, 22-23. ]

Our everyday life, of course – that "mundane reality" is chock full of limits. Limits that we can  escape from. Flick the switch of imagination: Boom.

The chances are that your imaginative life is a blend of all these things, to some degree: music, paintings, videogames, architecture, television, sculptures, dancing, drugs.  You might, like me, be an avid gamer and take every chance you get to plunge into math-wrapped worlds of electronic entertainment, or you might only have dabbled in games with your children, or when you were a child. The chances are, however, that you’ll definitely spend some time with movies, or reading. If you do nothing more than play a bit of Sudoku to relax, then, well, that would make you fairly unusual. For most people, modern life contains a tapestry of entertainments, from Harry Potter novels to augmented-reality internet mysteries. Even those of us who are monstrous workaholics -  pissing out our careers like magma from the craters of Iceland – are likely to unwind with music, or a disgusting zombie movie.

The scale of this kind of escapism is awesome (in the traditional sense of that word). In 2003, in the United States alone, there was a novel published roughly every hour. (So around 9,000 novels were made available to the escapist public per year.) That’s a figure that only includes books from recognised publishers, too, and not those released via print-on-demand or posted by their authors on the internet.

Working out roughly how many novels have been written and published throughout history is ludicrously difficult, and earned me a bunch of snooty emails from literature professors across Europe. But we do know that English readers in the 17th and 18th century saw between twenty and sixty fiction titles appear each year, a figure which had risen to 13,000 by 2001. In terms of distribution the figures are hazy, but in 2009 there were 75 million works of fiction sold in the United Kingdom alone. The best estimate for fiction across all languages is in the tens of millions of unique titles, and that can be derived from the catalogue of books intended for digitisation on Google. The list of books and periodicals intended for digitisation from Stanford, Harvard, Oxford, Michigan and New York Public Library run to some ten million items, and these libraries will hold only a fraction of the total number of English-language novels, thanks to the mass market of pulp mass-market paperbacks across the 20th century.

Even that vast total is likely to seem very small against current information-generation trends, because the digital era has caused an astonishing proliferation of all kinds of data. Information analysts IDC claim that the internet doubles in size every eighteen months. That means that something like 988 exabytes of additional data appeared on the net in the year prior to my typing these words. This is about eighteen million times the information in all the books ever written, which we can hazily estimate is about 55 terabytes of book. Although if you were to take into account all printed material ever, you’d hit about 200 petabytes of information, according to Wikipedia’s information charts. (But what of comics? How do you quantify the information of words and pictures combined?)

The poet Coleridge was – I think fallaciously – said to have been the last man in England to have read every book published. That feat might have been essentially impossible in the 18th century, but today it’s certain we’d need a networked regiment of stoned poets to keep up with the day-to-day output of publishing.

The number of motion pictures available for our escapist purposes seems a little easier to apply numbers to. The International Film Index, 1895-1990, lists 242,000 entries, while The University of Berkeley, CA, in a 2003 report neatly called How Much Information estimates 4,500 movies have been filmed each year since 1990. This brings the total to (an extremely conservative) 330,000 at the time of writing. That figure includes only full-length features, and not straight-to-TV or short films, of which where will be several hundred thousand more to be considered. Movies seem to average out at about one hundred minutes in length, which means you’d need about 23,000 days to watch the entire catalogue of movies back to back. Television, which has been produced ceaselessly across the world since the 1930s, probably represents several times that amount. The Berkeley report counts TV among the information stored on magnetic camcorder tapes, which it estimates at 300,000 Terabytes per year, although that figure is likely to have changed as more and more cameras have moved over to digital recording.

Speaking of digital entertainment, it’s worth considering that videogames are even more time-consuming than other media, since many are non-linear, and are meant to be replayed, or restarted when the player fails. The number of published games since the first home console in 1972 (the Magnavox Odyssey, which pre-dated Pong by a couple of years) is roughly 50,000, a figure which can be fairly easily verified thanks to the videogame archive project, MobyGames. The project lists the games across eighty-eight gaming platforms since the Odyssey, and continues to track their proliferation into the second decade of the 21st century. It’s worth noting that MobyGames only lists commercially published and generally distributed games across a limited number of platforms, and does not record the tens of thousands of freeware games distributed on various platforms since the 1980s.  Games on iOS are now listed at 32,438, while the browser games site NewGrounds claims over 40,000 individual games.

The amount of a gamer’s life spent with videogames might be comparable to that which the movie-buff spends watching cinema, or the bookworm spends with books, but there’s often some extra tier of commitment. Because there is a often a skill to it, a mastery, there’s a reason why gamers are seen as something like monomaniacs. Games, of all the escapisms, are arguably the most entrenched, and the mania they imbue in players means that the word "addiction" gets thrown around rather carelessly. That said, here’s a number that might come in handy when trying to get a handle on what gaming entertainment means for the way time is spent: The number of hours the average American boy spends playing video games between ages 8 and 18, according to a 2007 Harris Interactive study is 9,761. (That, as numerous games bloggers have observed, is also roughly the amount of time the author Malcolm Gladwell argues it might take to be a master at a particular activity. Although given that games can be quite different, it might be an irrelevant observation.)

[ http://www.harrisinteractive.com/NEWS/allnewsbydate.asp?NewsID=1196 ]

Now imagine the total amount of time pumped into escapism. To execute such a sum we’re looking at estimating the time sunk into all the comic book pages ever flicked, pages of a novel ever pored over, all the man hours spent in the seats of cinemas, or in front of TV screens. Then there are all the days and weeks behind gamepads, mice, and keyboards, and even the time spent with pencil and dice play Dungeons & Dragons, or more traditional boardgames. To put all this into perspective, Carnegie Mellon Assistant Professor Luis Von Ahn was able to calculate that the global amount of time spent on Microsoft Solitaire (the basic card game that comes with Windows) was nine billion human-hours per year. For a final flourish of comparative statistics, it’s worth considering that the Panama canal took just twenty million human hours to build. The true figure for the time spent in escapism across the past century is, therefore, an unimaginable amount of time and effort.

What this means is that we are, as a species, profoundly adrift in escapism. It is so ubiquitous that it has at times become invisible. We barely pause to consider watching a TV show as we sit in a bar or a hotel room, such is the background hum of another episode of another show we find moderately entertaining. So various are our escapes and entertainments that any single person would be hard-pressed to list the things that have distracted and diverted them across the years. The catalogue of our distractions would fill a library.

Nor are these examples genuinely capturing the full breadth of what escapism means. Escape now offers us some intriguing, even sinister, avenues. In an interview on the architecture website BLDGBLOG the photographer Richard Mosse commented that parts of the US-Mexico border were being policed by amateurs, from home, via webcam. People were logging in during their spare time and watching… nothing. "I’m intrigued by the idea of people logging into, and staring at, live webcam views of an unchanging landscape on their home computers," said Mosse. "What drives people to do this? I suppose it’s the same lure that draws people to Google Earth. These are both a pursuit of the real within—and through—simulacra, and you are apprehending the world as if it were a computer game. That is enormously empowering, because the tools at your disposal are extremely powerful. You can go virtually anywhere without putting yourself at risk."

The lack of risk is surely one of the great attractions of escapism, but it’s the personal projection into another space that’s most interesting here. The ease with which you are able to extend your experience into some other space is alluring, even magical. Sometimes the magic is black.
It might not even be a fictional or imaginary space, as Mosse points out, it could be very real, but simply distanced. This is just another example of escapism, this time with a practical application – policing. It is simply more evidence that Tuan was on to something, that he was right to argue that we are framed by our inclinations for escape. We want to step outside, even if just for a moment, and will do so with even the slightest provocation.

As with a crossword, or a detective fiction, or an Iron Man comic, the thrill in the webcam policing is in connecting with something outside of ourselves. Imagination is stimulated, exercised, by structuring itself against something external. Modelling the world and seeing how it could be. How it could be better, how it could be worse, how it could be controlled.

And our experience is broadened, because we no longer find ourselves so constrained. We escape.

Jim Rossignol is a co-founder of ROCK PAPER SHOTGUN, controller of games developer BIG ROBOT, and the author of THIS GAMING LIFE.  You can find him on Twitter.


GUEST INFORMANT: John Reppion

September 22nd, 2011 | guest informant

In January 2011 my wife, our son, and I moved out of a flat in Toxteth into a house of our own, just a mile or so from that of my parents. My mum and dad still live in the same 1930s semi they moved to shortly after I was born. My sister and her family live a mile or so further on, just a fraction over the border of Liverpool. A circle drawn on a map with my parent’s house at the centre, my home marking one edge of the diameter and my sister’s marking the other, would cordon off an area in which I attended Nursery school, Infant school, Junior school, Secondary school and Sixth Form College. Within that circle I learned to ride a bike; I had my first kiss; I got served in a pub for the first time.

Inside that circle my grandparents met while air-raid sirens droned panic and fire rained down from above. Within its bounds they courted, and were married in the very same church whose Italianate bell-tower casts an afternoon shadow across my back garden. Inside that circle, six doors down from where my parents live today, my grandparents set up home and raised their children. There they stayed long enough for the children to leave and the grandchildren, and then great-grandchildren to arrive. Inside that circle their bodies were cremated – gran’s last year, granddad’s this – their ashes scattered partly in their own back garden, partly on the grave of gran’s parents who are themselves buried inside that same imaginary circle.

And as easily as these words connect those events so too do physical paths link their settings. The hypothetical circle is divided up not just by modern streets and roads but also by more ancient thoroughfares. Narrow brier choked, ivy curtained corridors that might be faerie paths, or corpse roads, link the abundant cemeteries, parks, playing fields and hidden green-spaces that wait impatiently for the moment when they can reclaim the circle. Centuries old roots ripple through tarmac, absorb railings and bow walls. Stop-motion brambles wind cunningly around fallen sandstone slabs, spider-walk through skull-socket knotholes, cascade over weatherworn fence panel and post in a prickled, black-fruit foamed spray. Looking out from the crest of a suburban hill where an Iron Age fort once stood, the thin veneer of civilisation can be seen, almost heard, crumbling one driveway-fracturing dandelion at a time.

Pre-adolescent weekends and school holidays were spent exploring the circle with friends: clambering over ornate iron railings into the overgrown grounds of a Victorian Convalescent home to eat square crisps in its long abandoned chapel while dust motes danced in its ruined-roof sunbeams. In a deserted factory two streets behind my parent’s home: the words NO DOG FIGHTS spray-painted in two foot high dripping red letters on an inner wall; a flight of concrete steps leading directly down into the inky waters of a flooded cellar. Racing mountain bikes through a two-hundred-and-thirty-three acre cemetery, slaking our thirst at the taps meant for filling memorial vases while headless angels knelt beside us in prayer. In the cricket pavilion of a closed down secondary school – a row of showers turning themselves on. One. By. One. A black collie sleeping peacefully on its side next to a railway track turning out  to be only the matting of indigestible fur covering a skeleton picked clean by creatures from the dark, damp earth below. All of it terrifying, all of it wonderful, seen now not so much through rose-tinted spectacles as Instagram or Photoshop filters. Add Dust & Speckles. Add Grunge. Fuzzy focussed, faded edged, and un-really vintage.

Nightmarish is the right word for such pre-adult horrors – like nightmares, though ominous and threatening, they could never have harmed despite all appearances to the contrary. Bikes lead to cuts and bruises, and early onset anxiety about theft. Kisses begin a cycle of want, and need, and heartache. Beer turns to hangovers, to lost time and borrowed money. All those supposed pleasures summoned so eagerly from within the circle so many summers ago had their costs, but consequences are an adult’s neurosis.

Back there, at the very cusp of adolescence, as the days of let’s pretend drew to an end and genuine fear and risk became reality, the meshing of the child and proto-adult psyche created something incredibly powerful and truly beautiful. Knowing just enough, understanding just enough to take things seriously but still not knowing exactly what it is you’re supposed to be taking seriously –  allegorical fears flickered temporarily into un-deconstructed, un-questioned existence.

Here tonight inside the invisible circle an ancient oak creaks gloomily in the wind  just beyond the floodlights of a pub car park; a tattered black tracksuit top caught in a cemetery brier hedge flaps frantically; a car’s headlights flash momentarily in the eyes of a fox, or cat, skulking in the roadside shadows. Everything crackles with potential unreality like a two day old acid trip on the tip of the brain.

This is the place where my son is already growing up day by day – family, as always, at the circle’s centre. Here his mum and I will teach him to ride a bike; here his first kiss sleeps soundly somewhere close by; here half a dozen struggling pub landlords are already counting on him buying his first pint from them. And here inside this circle where his great-grandparents lived and died, for an all too brief time, my son will have the most wonderful nightmares that will stay with him the rest of his life.

John Reppion is the co-author, with his wife Leah Moore, of many wonderful graphic novels, and the forthcoming online motion-comic THE THRILL ELECTRIC.  John also writes non-fiction, such as 800 YEARS OF HAUNTED LIVERPOOL, and short fiction like the marvellous ON THE BANKS OF THE RIVER JORDAN.


GUEST INFORMANT: Lauren Beukes

September 8th, 2011 | guest informant

Lauren Beukes is a journalist, tv writer and author of the award-winning sf novel ZOO CITY.  She’s also recently moved into comics writing (I took great pleasure, a few weeks ago, in introducing her to the fine people at Isotope Comics in San Francisco, who essentially threw her a “welcome to comics” party.) I asked her if she’d have time to crank out a little something, and she produced the following epic for you:

“It’s only art, Ms December,” she says, not meaning a word of it.”
- chapter 13, Zoo City

Art has a habit of sneaking into my fiction in interesting ways (including limited edition art toys).

Sometimes it’s bleedingly obvious, like the mental short story I wrote about giant tentacled monsters made from suicides’ hair and Takashi Murakami flower balls in “Unathi Battles The Black Hairballs” or the genetically modified bio-art creature, Woof ‘n’ Tweet that gets a rather violently unfavourable response in Moxyland . (Partly inspired, of course, by Theo Jansen’s amazing Strandbeests and audio installations by artists like James Webb)

And sometimes it’s more subtle.

The truth is Zoo City came about because an illustrator friend Simon Villet was commissioned by the notoriously limited edition South African design magazine iJusi to design an “imaginary book cover”. He approached me to come up with the wordy bits and I wrote a synopsis for an idea that was already lurking in the back of my head – a phantasmagorical noir about a girl with a sloth on her back who crosses a magician gang-lord in the slums of inner city Johannesburg. (I can’t link to the image, alas, because the original title is spoilerific.)

The actual novel does not feature a major art-related scene (unless you count artful email scams). But it does include shout-outs to several real artworks by artists I hugely admire.

Most of it goes down in chapter 13, when fast-talking, Sloth-carrying protagonist Zinzi December visits The Haven on the trail of a missing pop star. The Haven is a rehab centre and clearly doing well enough from their celebrity clients that they can afford some SERIOUS art. And a lot of that art is doing double-time, not just as decorative detail, but in serving the plot with hints and allegations of things to come.

Purely decorative? The Technicolor smiley flowers behind the reception desk, which are, yep, Takashi Murakami (I may have a thing for his work).

The Devil in repose by Brett Murray and Conrad Botes has a deeper backstory. It was a work I desperately wanted to buy at the original opening about ten years ago, but it was already sold by the time I got there.

I would only find out who bought it several years later when I was on assignment for Cosmopolitan magazine, doing an investigative story on rehab safaris.

Turns out that The Devil hangs above the fireplace in the communal lounge at the Kenilworth addiction clinic in Cape Town – a black-humoured reminder of temptation, kicking back in his chair, just waiting for you to succumb. It was a wonderful detail. So I appropriated it for the novel.

Working harder to serve the plot is The Scapegoat, a dreamy etching of a buck with its head bowed and a chain around its neck, by Louisa Betteridge. It’s there as a way in to a conversation about Zoos and what their magical animals might represent, like the ancient Israelite scapegoat, that was sent in to the wilderness to die carrying the burden of evil.

But the art is also there to prompt a line of dialogue about accountability: “penetrating people’s denial systems, removing the alibis that will trip them up.” My hero, former addict, email scammer and finder of lost things, Zinzi December has a lot of alibis.

There’s also a Colbert Mashile* original, hanging above the director of the Haven’s desk. Mashile is an artist I first discovered at the University of Kwa-Zulu Natal gallery in Durban and again didn’t manage to buy back when his art was still affordable. The painting described (this one is thematically similar) is one of his early works: a grass hut ablaze, a deep phallic root, figures writhing in torment – from his circumcision series, that is described in the novel as being about “culture and tradition, rites of passage, the difficulties of being a man. And also being mutilated”.

Zinzi doesn’t know it yet, but it’s a foreshadowing of mutilations to come in the story ahead. But the description of the painting also foreshadows deep roots – and rot – speaking to subterranean pain and the secret things that lie beneath the surface.

There’s another work that’s not mentioned, except in the acknowledgements, but many readers have picked up on. “The Hyena and Other Men” is a series of photographs by my friend Pieter Hugo that left an indelible impression on me. You’re probably already familiar with the pictures – they’ve been published in magazines and newspapers and exhibited all over the planet.

According to Pieter, the subjects are an informal travelling circus troupe who also work as debt collectors. Because there’s nothing like a hyena in your home to encourage you to cough up your outstanding loan. According to Pieter, the handlers steal the cubs from dens when they’re still little and feed them a steady dose of hash to keep them docile.

The image stayed with me and was definitely one of the seedlings in my brain that germinated into Zoo City . I referenced it with the novel’s fictional gangsta rapper Slinger who poses with a snarling Hyena in his music videos, two years before Beyonce appropriated the image for hers, for reals.

I like art. I like using it in my writing, name-checking the artists I admire or the works that have affected me, making them a part of the texture of the story. But I realise I can only try to make words as powerful and provocative and profound as those images. And that make me feel jealous and inadequate, but also really grateful that it’s out there.

(*If it reads “Mandla Langa” in your copy of Zoo City, congratulations, you got the collector’s first print-run edition with the egregious error on my part! I was reading Colours of the Chameleon at the time, used the name automatically and managed to slip it past me and my editor.)

Lauren is on Twitter.  You can learn more about ZOO CITY here, a book I recommend.


GUEST INFORMANT: Richard J. Lockley-Hobson

September 8th, 2011 | guest informant

Richard J. Lockley-Hobson of the Hauntological Society asked me to write something for them.  I had to point out that I am not very clever, and in fact it would be a much better thing if he wrote something for you.  So he did:

“I confess I do not believe in time. I like to fold my magic carpet, after use, in such a way as to superimpose one part of the pattern upon another. Let visitors trip. And the highest enjoyment of timelessness-in a landscape selected at random-is when I stand among rare butterflies and their food plants. This is ecstasy, and behind the ecstasy is something else, which is hard to explain. It is like a momentary vacuum into which rushes all that I love. A sense of oneness with sun and stone. A thrill of gratitude to whom it may concern-to the contrapuntal genius of human fate or to tender ghosts humoring a lucky mortal”.

You have just read a section from Vladimir Nabokov’s 1966 (revised) autobiography ‘Speak, Memory’. It touches on many of the themes that can be considered Hauntological. Hauntology, a word you’ve no doubt heard before, but as an ‘ology’ you feel it has yet to coalesce into something you can fully understand.

Lets start at a literal beginning…”To haunt does not mean to be present, and it is necessary to introduce haunting into the very construction of a concept. Of every concept, beginning with the concepts of being and time. That is what we would be calling here a Hauntology. Ontology opposes it only in a movement of exorcism. Ontology is a conjuration”. This is a section from Jacques Derrida’s 1993 work, Specters of Marx: The State of the Debt, the Work of Mourning & the New International, pg 202. This is the origin of the word, and the idea(s) behind the word.

Suffice to say, since its conception, the word, or term (and the ideas behind it), have taken on a life of their own. Although much maligned by almost every other deconstructionist philosopher, Derrida’s Hauntology, now filtered through a hundred other ideas, interlinked and contradictory, has taken root in many different fields.

Considered by some to be a kind of Backward Looking-Forward Thinking/Backward Thinking-Forward Looking philosophy, the term, is more often than not, applied to what could be referred to as unpopular culture; a mix ‘n’ match of analog electronics, suburban witchcraft, unsettling children’s TV, faded visions of the future and the great outdoors – amongst other things. This New Hauntology seems to have little or nothing to do with its namesake, and there appears to be much that can be considered Hauntological.

There will always be a question of interpretation, of application. This so-called zeitgeist is the spirit of all times, the past, and the future, converging in the present. Although it can sometimes seem that this New Hauntology is constantly being trivialised, there will always be a line that leads you back to Derrida, and back further still.

In it’s purest form, that which can be considered Hauntological has been with us for a long, long time. Long before Derrida. He has just given us a word. In a 2010 interview, author Alan Garner talks of “a sense of otherness, that goes right back”. Garner is of course the author of the 1973 children’s book ‘The Owl Service’. Itself a much referenced and key work, in Hauntology’s post-Derrida world. “Yesterday, today, tomorrow – they don’t mean anything. I feel they’re here at the same time: waiting. How long have you felt this? I don’t know. Since yesterday? I don’t know. I don’t know what ‘yesterday’ was. And that’s what’s frightening you? Not just that, said Alison. All of me’s confused the same way. I keep wanting to laugh and cry. Sounds dead metaphysical to me, said Gwyn”.

I will refrain from discussing or listing further themes, key words, or phrases, prevalent in Hauntology, new and old, as I’m aware that you are probably still none-the-wiser. Instead I shall hand you over to our friends at The Hauntological Society. Their aim is to curate the sum of Hauntology’s parts, from the available information, so as to give you a better understanding, over time.

However, before I go – It is my considered opinion that Hauntology will eventually come together as a Social Science, that will explore this ‘otherness’ that makes us who we are. Individually and as a group. As an ‘ology’ it will find its place.

Richard J. Lockley-Hobson likes to keep busy… Hereherehere.


GUEST INFORMANT: Colleen Nika & EHF

September 7th, 2011 | guest informant

Colleen returns to bring you a fantastic mix that she let me listen to a few days ago.

Today, I’m excited to unveil Nightvision‘s first ever guest mix from one of England’s most visionary emergent threats, Endless House Foundation. This audience may particularly appreciate not only its expansive electronic textures, but the transcendent ethos that governed their synthesis here. Dramatic Records‘ modern-day impresario ‘Jack Dramatic’ curated this kosmische collage for us on behalf of the wondrous, now-defunct Endless House collective. We adore it and think it provides a suitably cosmic contrast to the jarring blackout sounds of Nightvision’s own taster mix, ‘Enter The Void // Death Drone 001′, which we posted Monday. With EHF’s mix, we offer a second, more celestial portal into the Nightvision world, a hyperrealistic realm that, like Endless House itself, is often populated by incandescently eccentric guests.

In his 45 minute mix, Dramatic combines unusual external resources to transport us through the otherworldly circuitry of Endless House’s own kraut-saluting ethos. Though it ostensibly lives inside 2011, we think EH’s founder, the Czech svengali Jiri Kantor, and his mythical mid-Cold War electronic gentry — Rasmus Folk, Felix Uran, Walter Schnaffs et al — would feel at ease within the collage’s shapeshifting values. Constructs like time and location vanish into irrelevance, as a new frontier, a new solution emerges: the future past. This isn’t retro, it’s the re-imagining of something that almost was — and could be again.

If these lofty concepts and names sound fantastical and strange to you, they should, but rest assured that you’ll come to know what drives Jack Dramatic and his EHF brethren when time collapses during our first ever interview exclusive featuring The Endless House, which shall be our next post. We are clockstoppers here at Nightvision — one of our many other tricks.

For now, enjoy a glorious, nonlinear journey through spacey post-chronological sounds, the way Jack Dramatic (and we) like them. Take note of Omar Souleyman’s opening lament, the decades-fracturing Orson Welles broadcasts, the coruscating post-step prose from Egyptrixxx and ambient drone-hymns from Emeralds and Oneohtrix Never, as well as some murkily seductive synth treasures from John Maus and Endless House’s own Felix Uran.  We find this mix to be well-acclimated for travel (in its various forms).

Nomads that we are, we’ve played this a lot in the past few weeks. We think you’ll be doing the same — today, tomorrow, and when yesterday is today.

This is Nightvision. This is Dramatic Records on Twitter.


GUEST INFORMANT: Jan Chipchase

September 6th, 2011 | guest informant

Jan: “You should have been with me! We had to run from (some horrible foreign urban nightmare) to (some collapsing “airport” that didn’t deserve the name) to make the (flight on a converted Sopwith Camel) with minutes to spare and there was (probably gunfire)!”

Me: “…run?

Jan Chipchase is kind of hard to describe. Basically, he’s a strategist/technologist who travels the world with teams of ethnographers and designers, looking at how people use communications devices in different cultures. I like to kid him that he’s the Indiana Jones of user experience. He’s one of those wonderful people who’s essentially invented his own job, and I asked him to write to you about where (roughly) he is today:

The goal is this: to be able to walk into and out of of situation and leave with at least a nugget of information that relates to the research topic of day. It sounds simple enough and mostly is, except that the pressure to perform pretty much anywhere in the world – from London to Lagos, New York to to New Delhi, and sometimes a little off the beaten track. Last week’s participants, for a study in Nigeria included amongst many others: families in tight knit slum community mopping up after a deadly flood; a dapper tribal chief talking about mobile phone coverage; and a wee-hours interview with a cop in a country where being stopped by one of the boys in black will result in a shakedown. The interviews also included a reformed human smuggler/trafficker – describing the process/route of taking economic and political refugees from Khartoum, Sudan across the desert and the Mediterranean into southern Europe. Street interactions require a massive bullshit detector and my starting position is one of a skeptic on tall stories but he had a good working knowledge of the Chad/Libyan border crossing and a nuanced recollection of process. I call it as I see it.

The trick on the ground is to be able to read both the persons and the context and to create a situation where interaction with the stranger in their midst is the natural next step. It’s like picking someone up in a bar but without the sexual intent. Show respect before, during and after the conversation, leverage non-verbal cues and pay attention to the details. It’s not just about reading the street – you need to let the street read you.

One informal research method that you won’t find written up in any manual is called the Meanest Motherfucker – seek out the meanest, most unlikely candidate for an interview (whether or not they have an oedipus complex) and open them up to a meaningful conversation. Child’s play, if only because mean is subjective, and bound by the limits of our experience of the human condition.

Three things I’ve learned:

Everyone has a story to tell, most people don’t have someone to listen.

Never ask the question if you’re not willing to listen to, and act upon the answer.

Avoid drunks with guns.

Today’s office is here, give or take.

Jan Chipchase is on Twitter.


GUEST INFORMANT: Jess Nevins

September 6th, 2011 | guest informant

My friend Jess Nevins is a librarian, cultural researcher & scholar, and the author of books like the incredible FANTASTIC VICTORIANA and the famous LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN annotation volumes.  I asked him to write to you about whatever he was interested in today, and he sent this:

Fandom wasn’t always such a negative experience for creators.

I don’t mean fans. Creators have had devoted fans since at least Sappho’s time. I mean fandom. Which as we all know was the creation of English teenaged girls at the start of the 19th century.

Right?

The “commonplace book” is a kind of scrapbook made up of quotes, excerpts, poems, and so on which has been around in one form or another since the 14th century. But in the early 19th century keeping a commonplace book was seen as a female practice, in much the same way that the novel was seen as a female genre at this time. Assembling a commonplace book was especially popular among young women, who saw them as “patchwork quilts” well-suited for bringing together their favorite poems or lines of poetry.

Some historians of commonplace books see this as an early form of bricolage. But for English teenagers in the early 19th century, art wasn’t being created through the assemblage of quotes, a persona was.

Traditionally the commonplace book had been intended for the compiler’s eyes only, but by the 19th century the commonplace book was intended to be seen by the friends of the compiler. The usual practice was to pass the book to a friend, who would sign it and add his or her own favorite quotes and poems. Social status was conferred by having a well-known member of the community or poet or artist sign your commonplace book, but for the most part the book was meant as a record of your friends. The commonplace book was no longer about remembering quotes, but about remembering friends, and presenting yourself to them. Your friends would judge you on what was in your commonplace book, what you read and what you wrote. And the farther your commonplace book circulated, the more signatures you received in it and the more worldly your poetic excerpts showed you to be, the higher in social ranking you rose among your friends.

You can see the resemblance to Facebook, can’t you?

Fandom arose from the approach commonplace book compilers took to reading: actively, in what theorist Michel de Certeau might have called an act of poaching (“readers are like travelers, they move across lands belonging to someone else, like nomads poaching their way across fields”). In the early 19th century Lord Byron was the most-quoted author, the most referred-to, the one who loomed largest in the collective consciousness of readers. Lord Byron also created a unique dynamic for his readers; they were fans of Byron but were also aware of being part of the community of Byron fandom, a fandom they actively organized and propagated. Byron fans felt they had a unique understanding of him and his work, and expressed this in their choice of excerpts from his works.

Often the poems were copied with a rigorous attention to the original text. But nearly as often, the commonplace compilers would edit the original text, deleting some lines and altering others, so that a love poem to a woman from a man would be changed to a love poem from a woman to a man. Comparisons of the original poems with what appears in commonplace books shows that commonplace compilers often sought out unauthorized versions of the poems, or original manuscripts (rather than the versions appearing in the published “authorized” or “complete” works). Dueling versions of a poem would often appear in a commonplace book, allowing for the compiler and her readers to write their own comments on which version was superior, or to suggest improvements to the poem.

Byron’s reaction to these changes was not what might be expected. He had his own commonplace book and actively participated in commonplace culture, happily writing quotes of his own work in his fans’ commonplace books and even commenting on their alterations of his own work. He found it an opportunity to flirt, of course–this is Lord Byron, after all, and his “Verses, Written in Compliance with a Lady’s Request to Contribute to Her Album” [link] is one long un-subtle pick-up line–but he also encouraged his fans to keep challenging his work. He enjoyed the process of interacting with his fandom through commonplace books, and even put poems in his fans’ commonplace books which appeared nowhere else, as was the case with “Verses, Written in Compliance with a Lady’s Request to Contribute to Her Album.”

Those days are long gone, of course. Byron’s fandom was a community of equals, more or less, whose statements and activities were restrained by manners and common courtesy. There were no Secret Masters of Byron Fandom, there was no trolling, and no behavior that made Byron swear off interacting with his fans. Online anonymity has much to recommend it, but it has assured us that something like Byron’s relations with his fans will never happen again.

Good job, Internet.

Jess’ wonderfully odd Tumblr can be found here, and he’s also on Twitter.


GUEST INFORMANT: Colleen Nika

September 5th, 2011 | guest informant

Journalist (Rolling Stone, Interview, Style.com) and DJ Colleen Nika will be posting here a few times during the week, she promises.  She’s doing lots of things at once.  Including a multiplatform scheme called Nightvision that I’ve been greatly looking forward to:

I created Nightvision as a both a gesture of defiance and in pursuit of unity. In response to an array of perceived ‘market voids’, I birthed a simple ‘mutant music manifesto’: a plight to protect, preserve, and promote future, forgotten, and foreign sounds — exploratory and nonconformist music often alienated by the traditional gatekeepers, even in an age of so-called equal opportunity. As I grew disenchanted with what I felt was an increasingly balkanized and devalued modern musical experience–and constantly endured the same complaints from peers– I decided there was a real hunger and need for change. So, Nightvision offers a solution: to promote the idea of ‘music without borders’ by not only shining a light on lesser explored musical niches (those not fitting Pitchfork et al’s pre-sanctioned musical course of 2011), but to elevate that interchange beyond simply downloading some songs onto your hard drive to distractedly consume, then swiftly forget. I saw no reason why the benefits of the digital age (unfathomable musical vernaculars at your fingertips, decoded within minutes if you wish) haven’t also enacted an equally versatile, and accessible, real-world musical experience. Why aren’t we able to see these artists we download from all corners of the web on stages? Why are they not curated into meaningful broadcast experiences? I decided to create such a haven — such an old concept, a la John Peel, it almost felt new again.

So, hence, Nightvision. It is a three-tiered platform: Stage 001 — which launches this week with an exclusive interview and mix from one of England’s leading new electronic talents — is a dynamic editorial and podcast online platform. Stage 002 is a radio show, which you’ll be hearing more about soon. We’ll be doing a guest spot on Mary Anne Hobbs’ XFM Music:Response show this Wednesday at 10pm UK time. Tune in! Most importantly, there’s Stage 003 — putting it all in a live context, which means bringing acts that might never tour the US over here sooner and more often. Nightvision deploys Stage 003 this winter, debuting onstage with what will be a mind-spinning set of enigmatic and intense global performers NYC is unlikely to forget any time soon.

On one level, Nightvision are ‘specialists’, importing European and global music to an American stage; on another level, we are uniters with no allegiance to any locale or genre, and refuse to regard geography as prohibitive or prescriptive. We see New York City as a convenient starting point to prove our manifesto valid and vital. There will be more cities, more crusades, to come.

Nightvision is my brainchild, but such a gifted range of co-conspirators have joined me in my quest, that I consider it very much a collaborative movement for change. Artists, audience, me, the curator — we’re all investing in the same dialogue. We’re here to kill the inertia.

Below, a taste of our favorite sounds du jour; it was cobbled together under the influence of unruly spirits, federal greed, cosmic alliances, and the sense of stifling encasement, both bodily and psychological. Some of the tracks are old, some new, some drifting in between. All in under 20 minutes, all revelatory of where we stand aesthetically and in attitude. Enjoy.

NIGHTVISION: Enter The Void.

NIGHTVISION lives at http://thisisnightvision.com/.  You can find Colleen on Twitter.



GUEST INFORMANT: Matthew Sheret

September 5th, 2011 | guest informant

I’ve known Matt Sheret for a few years now: we met at a hauntology do in London. Our first conversation must’ve gone on for about an hour, sitting on the south bank of the Thames and watching the world go by. He’s been a writer, a publisher and a public speaker, and for the last year or two has described himself as a Data Griot for the music service last.fm. So I asked him what that meant:


Griots were the bard/spin-doctors of the African Continent, taking traditional histories and reworking them to satisfy the needs of the audiences they found.

The ‘facts’ of their legends and their histories remained a constant, the raw tendons and sinew of their stories a carefully preserved structure, passed from griot to griot. But the flesh and bearing of every tale was twisted to suit the audience; they used context to weaponise content, to fill every telling with a meaning pertinent to the people listening at only that moment.

Hundreds of years ago we started to fix those stories, to lock them in place. We started to lose our bards and our minstrels and our griots, instead allowing ourselves to “recollect by the external aid of foreign symbols”, in Plato’s words.

But then those symbols started to lose their meaning, numbers in particular. Big data got bigger and bigger, and all the digits started to lose context. They became separated from the stories that got them there in the first place.

Companies started to look for ways of filling that gap (Chris Heathcote wrote really nicely about that last year), and the likes of The Guardian and OK Cupid started to spin the numbers into pictures and the pictures into paragraphs, connecting the numbers – at last – back to their sources.

Last.fm started looking for someone of their own to do that, and named the role, this new/old caste, in the process. The Data Griot. Me.

Last.fm users send tiny bits of information about the music they’re listening to to their Last.fm profile, and we call each piece of data a scrobble. What users get out of scrobbling is music and live event recommendations. What we get out of scrobbling is enough data to drown in.

Our Music Information Retrieval (MIR) team turn all that data into meaningful connections for the people who use Last.fm; chart data, radio algorithms, data-visualisation tools. The guys in MIR are respected scientists; they are much cleverer than you, and have a tremendous capacity for booze.

But sometimes people need paragraphs. My job is to humanise the numbers, to turn that huge quantity of data into stories, the kind of mini-narratives that could surface anywhere. I turn the facts and sinew into simple blog posts, into ticker-tape copy running beneath celebrity gossip shows, and into audio scripts broadcast to 9 million listeners every single day.

I can’t see in scrobbles alone. If I’m reading the numbers and not fleshing out the context I am not doing my job. I have to see through the 98,000 people screaming “Baby I was born this way” last week and look at how badly they want to feel liberated. I have to find out why witch house has given way to yacht bounce has given way to cloud rap will give way to hazy beach. I have to instinctively know how differently an Xbox listener behaves to an iTunes die-hard.

On the good days, with the charts pointing in the right direction, I see the grins of listeners spinning Kendrick Lamar’s “Ronald Reagan Era” on repeat. And on the bad days I see the booted foot of Sir Paul McCartney stamping on humanity’s headphones, forever.

And then, one day, the griot after me will need to see through those same numbers and tell a whole new story.

You can find Matt at his website, at his last.fm profile, and on Twitter.


GUEST INFORMANT: Kim Boekbinder

June 13th, 2011 | guest informant

Musician Kim Boekbinder has kindly dropped in to explain why she’s having to reinvent the concepts of the gig and the tour.

A few weeks ago I played a concert in Portland, Oregon which was attended by exactly 18 people. After everyone else got paid, I made exactly $12.50 USD. I know that independent musicians all over the world play to empty rooms all the time. I’ve played to quite a few myself. But the thing about me is that: I’m actually famous.

I’m not hugely famous, most people have never heard of me. But I have fans, amazingly supportive fans, all over the world. I raised $20,000 to record my album, then I raised $17,000 to make an animated music video with my collaborators Molly Crabapple and Jim Batt. So I know there are lots of people out there who like what I do. Which is why playing to an empty room on a Saturday in a town that knows who I am is just really sad. So I took my $12.50 USD and bought myself a few shots of whiskey. Luckily the price of whiskey in Portland is pretty low and I managed to get terrifically, yet lucidly, inebriated. In that state I had an epiphany, one that redefines the concept of touring.

The dilemma: I need to play live to have a real connection to an audience but the expense of touring is debilitating.

My solution: Pre-sell the shows before they are even booked. Get the fans as invested as I am in the creation of the art.

The old music paradigm had us musicians rolling around the world in cars and vans and busses, playing to whatever bar would have us on their dingy stages in the hopes that one day we would “Make It.” But the times have changed. “Making It” doesn’t mean what it used to mean.

The problem, as I see it, is that we’re living in THE FUTURE (cue theremin!) with ease of communication, downloadable gratification, large networks, and constant information at our disposal, but we’re still acting like it’s the 1990′s and being a musician driving around in circles is going to help you “Make It.”

There is no “Making It” or rather, this is making it. Right here, where I am, with my small but dedicated fan base holding me aloft while I drift through the detritus of an imploding music industry that never did a thing for me yet still manages to get in my way. I’m a modern musician with modern tools trying to navigate an old broken system; a system which declared that all musicians must work for free until picked up by a record label which would either make or destroy them; a system which drove a wedge between fans and their music, musicians and their audiences; a system that forgot that the entire reason it existed was to facilitate the experience of art.

I’m not blaming anybody. Or lamenting. Or complaining. I think labels can be great. I think industry (which is a word that means work) can be an amazing thing. I don’t really know if the old way was better or worse, I can only see what it leaves behind as it comes tumbling down.

What I do know is that I can start my own system. I can use the tools of communication, networking, and technology to help my fan base be part of my art. I pre-sold my album to fund the recording and now I’m pre-selling shows before I even book them so that I can come and play for my fans wherever they want me to play.

Since launching my first pre-sold show four days ago I’ve gotten letters from venues, fans, and musicians, all thanking me for such a great idea. I wasn’t sure it would work, but my first show got funded in 24 hours and I’m still selling tickets. And everyone is excited. Jill Tracy said it should have always been this way. Rosanne Cash called me a genius. I’m ecstatic that I get to put on an amazing concert in New York without worrying how many people will show up. I already know my audience size and can book the appropriate venue. My fans are excited because they get to help me make the show happen. Other musicians are excited because they see how this kind of innovation can work for themselves.

I don’t know if this is THE answer, but it is one answer, and so far it’s working really well for this pink haired Impossible Girl. I look forward to launching my whole tour this way. And I can’t wait to see it work for other musicians as well. It’s time for us all to redefine our careers and be successful at any level.

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Kim Boekbinder is The Impossible Girl; a performer, composer, musician, and visual artist who defies genre. She has travelled the world, stealing hearts and changing paradigms with her indelible live performance and her unforgettable music. www.kimboekbinder.com

Me again.  The above, I think, is today’s perfect example of the weird space we’re in.  Too many of us assumed that the “traditional” artistic roads we were born into and grew up in are, in fact, the only way to do things.  The idea of being paid by the public for making music via selling audio copies is barely a century old, after all.  Things are still changing.  In fact, the one thing you can say for sure about the future is that things will always be still changing.  Thanks to Kim for stopping by.


GUEST INFORMANT: Kek-w

May 12th, 2011 | guest informant

The world’s getting smaller every day.

All those people squashed into Facebook, all that compressed data  – soon it’ll be denser in here than a Neutron Star. A zillion Twitter profiles – petabytes of shite – crammed into a single server that weighs more than the moon.

It won’t always look this way, the internet.

At the moment, it’s still young; a petulant, acne-scared teenager getting hassled by its parents to find a job. Won’t be long ‘til it starts wearing a suit and gets vertically-integrated with all the other media kids. Eventually it’ll get hitched to some sexy-looking pan-global conglom and spawn lots of little baby internets. And they’ll all put on weight and live happily ever after in some vast, middle-aged Mall With No Name.

The internet will change over time, just like Radio, TV, Films and Music did before it. This is just a phase it’s going through. A bit of token teenage rebellion. It’s trying to maintain the illusion of independence and non-conformity while still living with its mum. Whatever the Internet turns into – whether it’s powered by the Souls of The Recently Departed or it’s hosted on yoghurt-pots and string – is pretty much irrelevant.

Networks are made up of people.

The internet is the back-end. We are the front.

We are not defined by iPhones or in thrall to our Apps. One day, when all this is just broken, smoking ruins and Humankind v 8.6.3 is being farmed by a species of sentient woodlice, there will still be networks. Our sad-eyed Hobbit-like descendants will communicate in cryptic pictograms scratched on strips of bark.

Ghkrsssh-krkkt-kraaah?” Our armadillidiidic enslavers will torture us horribly; they’ll wave their uropods belligerently and squirt us with formic acid. But our future Hobbitform-selves will just smile beatifically and keep passing those pieces of bark back-and-forth while they arm themselves and plan The Great Uprising.

Like Hobbits, individual human-beings are kinda useless and cute, but together – in a network – we’re incredible.

Here’s just a few of the folks in my own local network. Random nodes in a world gone mad. They’re all amazing people; you’d like them.

LokiJonny Mugwump, WoebotDomTimShakyEkoplekzPete Um2ndFadeKemper NortonDarrenNochexxxStiefGlen, BramBart SloowErnestoPeverelistJohn, Pete, Ron and the guys from Sunburned Hand of The ManJohn EdenJames KirbyJimmyjack TothRudyMartinMarx’s BeardStagger LeeNelson / Gala DropErkki … ripples in a pond; rings inside a tree. Where will it all it end?

I didn’t really want to talk about myself, but there’s two of us in Hacker Farm, so tough. Two: that’s a network, right? We make stuff out of nothing, from junk. Magician shit. You can do that too.

Now stop reading this and go and do something incredible.

Write something. Make some art. Make a bloody racket.

Talk to your friends, build a network.

Then go and stomp on some fucking woodlice.

Kek-w is a writer and musician, a frequent contributor to Rudy Rucker’s FLURB and, whether he cops to it or not, an important altculture node in his own right, and I’m fucking delighted he found the time to write to you today.


GUEST INFORMANT: Ian Hodgson

April 29th, 2011 | guest informant


Oh, I do so love a Phantom Wedding

 

‘I long for mystery, with no explanation.’ ~ A. J. Raffles

 

One of my very favourite pieces of tat, is the 1973 BBC ‘Music for a Royal Wedding’ from the marriage of H.R.H. The Princess Anne & Captain Mark Phillips. Many people who scavenge for grot will have seen this gatefold delight; a souvenir of a royal marriage that went slowly nowhere.

Souvenirs of regal failings are strange things. A historical moment is forever fixed, but all the pomp and glamour has ebbed away, replaced with something else… A reminder of unpredictability, and transience.

On the front cover the Brylcreemed Captain has a strange, sly look, sporting a confidence which was apparently at odds with his shy personality. My copy of the LP has ’26p’ scrawled on his forehead in biro. Princess Anne has scrubbed up a treat, and looks almost beautiful. The back cover features them all teeth, sitting in a soft-focus field with a black Labrador.

Inside you have a reasonably nauseous ‘photo-album’. An abundance of horses and handbags. There is also a silver-framed ‘order of ceremonies’ insert-card, with every aspect of the undertaking listed. ‘Printed on Wiggins Teape High Speed Board’ is my favourite.

I can just about understand why someone might want to listen to such a thing in 1973, but in 2011 you’d have to be of very specific mind.  There can’t even be many people under the age of 30 who have more than a vague notion who Captain Mark Philips is.  Nevertheless at the start of this year I began to see this commemorative object emerging more and more from within charity shops, in the same manner as the elderly Christmas LPs that glumly surface in late autumn.  I thought it highly unlikely that the BBC would release a deluxe wedding souvenir vinyl LP this year.

At the same time I was reading various books of English folklore and legends. A passage about Phantom Weddings caught my mind:

Lights are seen there at night, the people say; and the bells ring; and just as the bells all set off ringing, a large dog is seen swimming across the lake. The plates and dishes clatter; and the table is spread by unseen hands. That is the preparation for the ghostly wedding feast of a murdered bride, who comes up from her watery bed in the lake to keep her terrible nuptials.

Terrible nuptials.

Around this moment I thought ‘What I’d really like to see is a Souvenir LP of a Phantom Wedding’.  Obviously the bride will be a phantom cat princess. And the groom? A duplicitous Cavalier fox, freshly escaped from 1644. And then after going to all the trouble of summoning a phantom bride, she turns out to be completely off her rocker. But fashionably dressed, you understand?

To compose a piece of music, in the Edwardian Reggae style, that endeavours to capture the mind of an insane (but eminently stylish) phantom cat princess? Oh! Such delight! Imagine a ghastly Vulpine family, performing a ceremonial square-dance within a partly-formed abbey, recently manifested out of a frozen hell-dimension. The music just writes itself!

With any Moon Wiring Club release I like to make it confusing. If you are kind enough to listen, you might enjoy it as lo-fi wonky ghost-pop.  But the words ‘musical riddle’ are never far from my thoughts, and I’m in love with puzzles, tricks, magic and sly mischief. So fresh.

Terrible nuptials,
Ian Hodgson

This was a guestpost by Ian Hodgson, better known as the owner and operator of Moon Wiring Club, to explicate and commemorate Moon Wiring Club’s new longplayer SOMEWHERE A FOX IS GETTING MARRIED, which you can learn more about here and here and pre-order on fine vinyl here.


GUEST INFORMANT: Katelan Foisy

April 20th, 2011 | guest informant

Katelan Foisy is many things: a writer, a painter, a designer, a speaker, a tarot reader, a devotee of Lucumi and a dozen other things besides.  The one constant about Kat is that she never fails to surprise me.  I asked her to write to you about whatever was in her head today, and the following epic arrived this morning:

Wherein we all become legends, archetypes, and characters.

Once, while standing in the former apartment of William S. Burroughs, I put an apple on my head. His godson pretended to shoot it with his dead rifle.  We were young, drunk, and in love.  That same year we broke into an independent news station with a crowbar   and slept under the news desk.  It was Valentine’s Day and Dr. Whiskey held us in his caring grip.

We built an altar to his godfather and filled it with vodka and Mardi Gras beads.  We slept on a mattress and lit rolled cigarettes with altar candles, while I told him stories of the Lwa and the Orishas and drew veves on the floor.  “Words of Advice for Young People” played in the background.

“How many cards are in a tarot deck?”  He asked.


You have to be eighteen…

You’re not eighteen…

You are seventy-eight.

Old fool sold his soul for a strap-on.

I wrote “78” on the floor in cascarilla. “You should really make a tarot deck,” he said.

And so the seed was planted and the story began. I started to realize we create the stories of our lives. I started to think about characters, and how we become legends, archetypes, and characters in those stories.  Even going back through my book Blood and Pudding, I don’t see that girl as me anymore.  I see her as a character.  A part of me that disconnected and moved on.

If we think about it, most people do become characters.  Hunter S. Thompson became a parody of his early writing, and so did William S. Burroughs, a man who left behind a legend.   There’s an ongoing rumor that most people that claim to be fans of Burroughs haven’t actually read his work.  They’re more intrigued by the legend than the writing.   They want to know about the man who shot his common-law wife and fled the country; they want to know about the drug abuse, the sordid love affairs, shotgun paintings or his fetish for venomous snakes and sword canes.

I took this all into consideration when I finally started to create the tarot deck.  I remember talking to Warren in London about it and asking him to be a card.  I still didn’t know what direction I wanted the deck to take.  I just knew the card I wanted him to be.  He agreed over whisky, and whether he now says so or not, that yes is binding.

And then there was the night that changed everything.  I had gotten some good news about the deck and some bad news about some other things.  Yet, that very night I felt a lot of passion.  I lit a candle on my boveda and started to paint.  I started to trance out, dancing with color, texture, and symbolism. That night was born the Magician, the card of having everything you need to succeed, if only you just tap into it.  The whole deck changed and became a small magical town where everyone I paint has a unique purpose. It’s a matter of finding out how they relate to me as well as to each other.  It’s a matter of embracing the odd quirks of this town and tapping into my own power. The people in my deck are my friends, they’re people I’d give my life for, people I admire and respect.  Each has a distinct personality, a certain talent, and each plays an important role in this chapter of my life.

It started with the Magician, Sxip Shirey, and if you’ve ever seen Sxip play, you’ll understand why I made him the Magician.  He taps into something special on that stage.  It’s the same feeling you get right before a summer storm is about to blow in.  There’s a sense of magic in the air.  The day after I finished that card, I found myself dancing around my living room to “Knockin” with the grandson of Cab Calloway. He said my apartment reminded him of Josephine Baker’s place in Paris.  Who says magic can’t be made by pulling a card?

After the Magician, I began Feloche, the subject for my Temperance/Alchemy card; his music has provided me with the soundtrack for the deck and a few surreal experiences.  Jill Tracy is a double Pisces, and with all that moon energy, how could I not paint her as the Moon.  I finished the card just as the moon itself grew big in the belly.  The Lovers came from my very apartment, and one road ended while theirs began.  My Scorpio partner in all things witchery became the Death card, this one with a hint of Salome.  The Five of Coins I did long, long ago in a moment when I once again found myself the wounded healer.  Peter James, a Capricorn and master of the pentacle became my Rogue of Coins, and let us not forget The World, a special card indeed.  The person embodying that card is Miss Molly Crabapple herself, who with all her passion and finesse will make truth of it.  I’m sure of this.

I’m still painting. I have many cards to call into being, many more people to transform from friends to archetypes, many more faces to paint to populate my town.

And of course, there’s still that Burroughs’ altar and that old beatnik ex boyfriend. He’s volunteered himself as the Fool.

“In the magical universe there are no coincidences and there are no accidents. Nothing happens unless someone wills it to happen.” -William S. Burroughs

Kat blogs at katelanfoisy.com, designs CONSTELLATION magazine, and her book BLOOD AND PUDDING is available here.


GUEST INFORMANT: Si Spurrier

April 18th, 2011 | guest informant

Simon Spurrier is a comics writer and novelist, and a very nice man even though he said some things on twitter the other day about Essex that I suspect were intended to insult and infuriate me.  So I asked him to write to you about whatever was in his head today, and while he was doing that I shat on his bed.  But he got his revenge in first:

You can find Si at his website, or on his twitter.  Yes, twitter viewers, his hair really does look like that.  His excellent new novel, A SERPENT UNCOILED, can be preordered at Amazon UK or at Book Depository for free worldwide shipping.


THREE PANELS: Molly Crabapple

April 14th, 2011 | guest informant, three panels

Molly Crabapple is very busy right now, working on a graphic novel for First Second with John Leavitt, painting huge pictures for rich patrons and masses of other stuff I don’t have the strength to list because I’ve only been awake an hour. I asked her to do Three Panels for you, but I didn’t think she’d have the time. I was delighted and amazed when this arrived in email this morning. Even though she used it to explain why, well…

Thank you, Molly. I love it.


THREE PANELS: Paul Sizer

April 7th, 2011 | guest informant

Paul Sizer is a graphic novelist, illustrator, designer and teacher.  He is therefore a hugely busy man, and I’m delighted he took time out of his schedule (which currently includes design and concept work with Thomas Dolby on the latter’s new album and online game A MAP OF THE FLOATING CITY) to make you Three Panels:

You can find him at paulsizer.com, and at his dA gallery.


THREE PANELS: Pia Guerra

April 6th, 2011 | guest informant

You all know Pia Guerra.  Co-creator and illustrator of Y THE LAST MAN.  Slew of awards.  Hugely respected and brilliant artist.  Pia’s great, and I love her work too.  So I asked her to do Three Panels.  Whatever she liked. 

And she sent me this.  Because she hates me.

You can find Pia on Twitter too.


THREE PANELS: Michel Fiffe

April 5th, 2011 | guest informant

Michel Fiffe is a writer, artist and journalist, one of the founder creators of the ACT-I-VATE collective and a contributor to the award-wining POPGUN anthology.  I asked him if he had time for Three Panels, and he very kindly drew you this:


GUEST INFORMANT: Catherynne M Valente

April 4th, 2011 | guest informant

You may remember me raving about Catherynne M Valente’s novel PALIMPSEST a while back. She has a new novel out, DEATHLESS.  I asked her to write to you about it, and she kindly found the time to say this:

I can tell you exactly when and how I got the idea for Deathless.

I can’t always do that. Sometimes ideas come from nowhere, or seem to have always been banging around in my head. An obsession with fairy tales or Prester John or writing on skin. But it so happens that sometime in 2006, this guy I had just started dating offered to read me a Russian fairy tale from a very beautifully illustrated book. He just translated on the fly, reading Russian and speaking English and it was a nice little Bluebeard sort of story, about a boy named Ivan and a girl named Marya. Ivan was not supposed to go into the basement but of course he did–Ivan is never very bright in these stories. I liked the whole Girl Bluebeard reversal thing and was grooving along until Ivan discovers that what is in the basement that he’s not supposed to see is Koschei the Deathless, hanging from chains on the wall of the cellar of Marya’s house.

“Wait, what?” I said. “Why is he in the basement?”

“I don’t know,” said my suitor. “He just is. See?” And he showed me the illustration.

“But isn’t Koschei like, kind of the devil?”

“Yeah, basically. Without the whole religion part. He kidnaps maidens and is immortal and vaguely vampirey and various people named Ivan have to go get their girlfriends back.”

“Then why does she have him chained up in her basement? Who is she? How did she do that? Is he letting her? Did she force him? Was she a maiden he took before, and then she turned the tables on him? Does he still love her? I’ll bet he still loves her.”

My suitor had seen me do this particular dance before–Reading Too Much Into Things That Never Bothered Me and Just Want to Be Left Alone is like my #1 personality trait.

“It doesn’t say,” he said, grinning.

“Well, it sounds pretty kinky to me. Things which are actually meant to be kinky and hot are less kinky than fairy tale girls chaining up devilish vampires in their basement for fun and no reason.”

“It’s not really the point of the story. Ivan has this whole adventure after this, to get Marya back after Koschei runs off with her again. This is like act two. Marya’s not really in it much after this.”

“I don’t care about Ivan! He sucks. Marya is awesome–you heard the story! It said she was a warrior princess! She should be in All the Parts.”

And I paused. And our eyes met. And I said:

“I’m gonna write a book about this.”

And five years later, the Russian fairy tale boy and I are married, and he still reads me folktales looking for that glint in my eye when I find the place in a story where I fit, where the tale I want to tell is hiding.

And five years later there is a book where Marya is in all the parts, and there are reasons for everything, and it is kinky and funny and sad and hard, but yes, in the end, he still loves her.

After all, you never forget the girl with the power to chain you up in her cellar forever.

If you can’t find DEATHLESS in your local booksellers, Amazon.com has it, as does Amazon.co.uk.  You can find Cat at her Livejournal, and her main site is here.


THREE PANELS: Rachel Smythe

April 4th, 2011 | guest informant

Today’s guestcomic is by Rachel Smythe, whom I’ve known on and off for a few years now.  And it’s been a joy to watch her illustration develop.  I asked her for Three Panels, and got this vaguely Beckettian piece of smut – which is as expected! — a sort of outtake from her longrunning webcomic THE DOCTOR PEPPER SHOW.

You can find Rachel at her webcomic, her art site or her twitter.


GUEST INFORMANT: Charlie Huston

March 24th, 2011 | guest informant

Literally just got this in email from novelist and comics writer Charlie Huston, who’s having some technical issues over at his place.  Am delighted to run it here.  Did I mention that SLEEPLESS is one of my favourite novels of the last year or two?  Probably.  Charlie Huston, folks:

So I wrote another piece for the Mulholland Books website.

Some random thoughts that had been swirling around my head immediately following Hosni Mubarak’s abdication from power in Egypt and that country’s military taking the reins of governance.

What I wrote is HERE.

Obviously a lot has changed in the ensuing weeks. So much has changed that as the post date for this little piece approached, I was considering writing a brief addendum. Not to correct errors in my thinking/projections, but to reflect on the speed of change in cases of revolution. As of a few days ago, spending thought bubbles on the irony of Egypt’s military seeming to be a marked improvement over Mubarak’s regime was a singular waste of fifteen minutes. Both the complexion and inner nature of Middle Eastern protest movements having undergone radical change.

"Protest movement."

The phrase seems positively quaint.

Updated lexicons favor "revolution" or "civil war."

As a case study for generalization, my little brain fart appeared years out of date after a span of weeks.

Of course that was before the last 24 hour news cycle in which we started hearing about THIS and THIS.

Both items to be filed under Same As It Ever Was.

Also emphasizing, to me, the speed of change.

In about three weeks, my little piece on revolution has gone from feeling, to myself in any case, relevant, to being utterly behind the curve of event, to having event go round the curve and circle back and make the piece relevant again.

Presto!

And all without even nodding in the direction of Japan.

Keeping up is no longer the issue. The question now is whether it is more efficient to run as fast as you can in an effort to keep the gap between yourself and the rate of change as narrow as possible, or to stand still and hope that you get lapped on a regular basis, gleaning what you can each time the present/future whips by scattering loose debris in its wake.

This matters to me because I’m trying to write about today. A fictional version of today that is still recognizably today. A task that is complicated by the fact that I’m trying to accomplish it in the context of a novel. A form that does not traditionally lend itself to speed.

From when I finish a clean first draft of this thing I can expect a year to pass before publication. In that time I’ll have opportunities to update, correct, and amend some of the content, but it is inevitable that passages and scenes that felt of the moment when they were written will have become hopelessly bedraggled and irrelevant while type was being set.

Research.

Research in this climate of change is…constant. Relentless.

The question is the same: Try to keep up, or remain stationary?

Try to be utterly of the moment, or take a stab at timelessness?

Which boils down to: Incorporate actual current events, or fictionalize the whole world in a way that suggests the feeling of living in a era of constant crisis?

These are existential question for a writer.

I just wrote that and I did not mean it to be taken ironically. It may be the most sincere thing I have ever stated about writing. So sincere that it makes me uncomfortable enough that I need to comment on it. Because I’m a writer, not a philosopher or a thinking. A storyteller, I.

But there it is.

Lady or the tiger, whichever device you chose to employ in your story, they change the fabric of everything.

Write about the factual NOW in fiction, or fictionalize the NOW to create an honest sense of what it’s like to be alive? It doesn’t get more brass tacks than that.

So I wrote another piece for Mulholland Books. Filler for my new publisher’s website. Loose thoughts cobbled into vague order. And it has been transmuted by the passage of events into a case study applicable to a novel I’m writing. And a way of thinking about writing it. And, because I am a storyteller, a way for me to think about how I’m living.

How it feels.

How the future feels to me.

It feels like living all the time with a hand grenade, and the pin is out.

And I don’t know how long the fuse is.

Throw it and hope there isn’t time for anyone to throw it back at you?

Or hold on for another second more?

And another.

Another.

A second more.

Safe travels,

- c


THREE PANELS: Chris G

March 24th, 2011 | guest informant

Three Panels is a guestpost spot for comics artists, wherein I ask them to do a comic about anything they like so long as it’s 640 pixels across and only three panels.

The demented Chris G has been entertaining people on my message board, and via his webcomic SPACE SHARK, as well as his dA page, for some while, and I thought he should spread his brainmuck here too. So I asked him to do three panels for me. And what he produced was surprisingly serene:


THREE PANELS: Yao Xiao

March 23rd, 2011 | guest informant

Three Panels is a guestpost spot for comics artists, wherein I ask them to do a comic about anything they like so long as it’s 640 pixels across and only three panels.

Yao Xiao created a bit of a stir with her wonderful piece for the TRANSMET charity art book, so I asked her to do three panels for me.  You can find her, and her terrific work, at her website. And she’s @yaoxiaoart on the twitters. These are Yao’s Three Panels: