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  1. Do you have magical smoking monkeys who comb the internet looking for any mention of your name? Or do you just appear at any site that does so like an attention-deficit Beetlejuice?

  2. Andy Andy

    Not even Sir Patrick Stewart? Pretty sure he’s just a leetle bit older

  3. Warren Ellis Warren Ellis

    WordPress has a google-search plug-in on its dashboard, which is the same point I moderate comments from. So I just happened to notice it.

  4. Walstafa Walstafa

    Heh, fair enough. Anyway, I must apologise because it seems that enquiry came out a little terser than I hoped. It was somewhere between coffees one and two at Oh God O’Clock this morning.

  5. Melinda Melinda

    No Walstafa, you were right. It’s likely monkeys, and they smoke. And fly. They drink heroine-coffee and coin terms like steampornk.
    Don’t you dare believe his seemingly logical and perfectly reasonable explanations. He’ll know that you thought about him for 2 seconds as you scooped the flesh out a particularly hairy kiwi this morning.
    There is nothing reasonable about how Warren Ellis knows.

    And don’t ever apologise. Cause he owns you now.

  6. Warren’s dirty little secret is that he isn’t actually all that old. What, barely 40? That’s a kid nowadays. The beard isn’t fooling anyone.

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